Yet another Poundland Special! And this time we have Boobees. Which are fluorescent drinks with a built-in straw that you have to… suckle. Nice. Faintly tasting of a generic fruit flavor, you get exactly what you’d expect when you buy 6 for 99p. At least they provide an endless stream puerile double-entendres! And some other top quality Poundland tat: the Michael Jackson King of Pop waterball. Poor old Michael Jackson, commemorated with a pair of battered shoes and the world’s smallest microphone encased in a glass bauble for mutual protection. Then I stumble through some Valentines Day “love crackers” complete with a red crown and duff joke, blatantly similar to those you’d thought you’d got rid of at Christmas. And to cap it off – The return of Chef Excellence! Everyone’s favourite embittered puppet with bad lipsync shows us a toast stamp. Hey, at least it keeps him off the streets. View more game reviews and hilarious* stuff @ www.youtube.com (*Due to the subjective nature of humour, hilarity cannot be guaranteed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.)