NewsBusted 10/7/11

Topics in today’s show: –Michael Jackson wrongful death trial has now started –Records show the number of small donors to Obama has decreased –A repair shop in Texas has come under fire for asking customers to recite a Bible verse to get a discount on your oil change –Six million Americans age 25-34 still live at home with their parents –A new CNN poll found 90% of Americans believe economic conditions remain poor –The price to buy a raffle to have dinner with Obama has gone down to –CNN’s Gergen admits to swimming in his underwear with George Clooney while covering the actor for a story –A California teacher has banned students from saying “bless you” Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your email? Visit ?newsbusters.org to sign up for free!Starring: Jodi Miller Production: Dialog New Media Feeling generous? Text ‘NewsBusters’ to 85944 to make a contribution to keep ‘Busted going strong. NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won’t read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you’re funny? Send your (short) jokes to newsbusted at dialognewmedia.com. If we use them, we’ll pay you USD for each one.

Usher got himself a BOOOOOOOOOO!

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Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.

find us on twitter: www.twitter.com and/or facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it… MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I’ve tried. SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato – burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it’s the smoke. Heart disease: it’s the smoke. Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke! It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke! SG: The more produce we come across, the more